LES FILLES ON SE DECHAINE MAIS EN ANGLAIS ;)

C'est une premiere que des blagues en anglais me fond rire
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Some for the Ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Universityof Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replies.
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He said - "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...Whoosh... immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gottalove that fairy!
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A PRAYER...
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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Alors c'est pas tres amusant ca.
In your face boysssssss
hehehe
Gakusei en mode revanche